I have my first Anatomy class tonight, and just looking at the book makes me want to vomit.

Me and Biology don’t really mesh well. My high school teacher was more worried about when his next smoke break was. I only passed college biology because my professor wanted to jump my bones.

So all I’ve got to go on are the things I picked up in art school, from my less-than-knowledgeable drawing teachers (two were always high, one sounded like Shrek.)

Guess who got their hands on a copy of Kim Kardashian's sex tape?!

darrenharper:

Anyone that know how to use the internet?

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Yeah, but that’s not that same as a physical copy, complete with slutty artwork, that I can pop into my DVD player whenever I want. :P

via darrenharper

Guess who got their hands on a copy of Kim Kardashian's sex tape?!